Occasionally, I think about starting a relationship with a significant other.
Someone who can be feeding me those particular emojis on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, BBM and especially Whatsapp.
But, when you turn 30, you can’t help but do a simple calculation that tells you your twentieth birthday is as far in the past as your fourtieth is in your future.
A thirtysomething realizes that time is precious and stops wasting it on the wrong people.
I guess “ladies” aren’t supposed to talk about their age, but I’ll just admit it: I’m in my 20s and I don’t care if you know (seriously, who cares? Anyway, considering I’m in my 20s, I am experienced in the art form that is dating in your 20s.