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oh, and Windows Me, and Windows 95, and Windows 3.1, and Visual Basic, and — um, well, just when you thought that Microsoft’s wickedness wasn’t universal, along comes a report from the Register (granted, a known source of practical jokes, but others have verified) that Microsoft makes Santa Claus say dirty things to little children.
She enters my life like the dozen women who came before her and the hundreds who will follow: in the palm of my hand, flickering on the touchscreen of my phone. Being nearly a decade older, I find her youth a bit distressing. Further stoking my curiosity is the knowledge that Michelle is three miles from here, which has the effect of making her seem more real than the catalog resembles, blurring the line between fantasy and reality, pixel and potential.
But mainly what I'm drawn to in Michelle is her looks: brown hair blown straight, white jeans that seem to have found their way onto her slender frame via skin graft, a face punctuated by the sort of vaguely suggestive grin made culturally ubiquitous by the selfie.
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'Actually, there is no right time.’ Instead, it’s an open conversation that lasts years, says Bayley. Think about what you want to say and, if you don’t know, say, “I don’t know, let’s find out together”.’ Under 5 Your child will begin noticing basic differences between boys and girls, so you can expect questions such as, ‘What’s a willy?